I thought that since every one called thier privates different names, they must look different.i got this logic b/c if i walked up to a total strager, pionted at my hand and said"wazzat" they'd say hand cuz' hands looked the same. i also believed that if they didn't answer when i asked what they call their privates, that they didn't have any, couldnt wee-wee, and therefore, were smart,yet dumb, robots.
Smart,huh?
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe evrybody's privates were diffrent-- thus the name "privates"Anon
- I didn't mind eating lambs brains when I was a kid because I thought it would make me smart.Anon
- i used to believe that smart people were smart because they drank a lot of teaAnon
- I used to think condoms were what males wore to keep their "privates" warm during winter.Anon
- At the age of four I believed I was soooo smart. I spoke TWO languages...English AND American!— Melinda
- I used to think that my right hand wasn't my right hand anymore if I turned around.— Mike