I know a kid who used to think that women peed out of their butts and thats why they sat down on toilets. I remember having to calmly explain to him that he was mistaken.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My kids believe if they pick their nose their butts will fall off!— wendy
- I used to believe that they got the lunchmeat bologna from cutting off dead people's butts.— angie
- i used to believe that little people lived in the toilets. and that they could eat anything and everything. — bob the pinecreek
- When I was a small boy, I used to believe there were spiders in the toilets.— nicolas, a French student in 8th grade
- The more you cried, the less you peed.Anon
- I used to think water towers were where everyone's uh...waste...went to from the toilets.— Stephanie