I used to think the school lollypop lady was there to hand out lollys to the good children and hit the bad ones with their damn pole thing.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- The lollypop man's job was to give children lollypops.
How disappointed I was when I met one. :DAnon - I used to believe that the North Pole was the coldest place in the world and the South Pole was the hottest...— Logica
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe