When i was little, it that females old and young had breasts. Then i took a bath with my female cousin. I saw she didn't have boobs. I figured she must be a mutant.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When we were young, we used to call a woman's breasts, 'Hum Hums'— Steve Haughton
- i used to believe when iwas young that during periods, one bleeds through thier breastsAnon
- I used to believe that if I fell asleep lying on my front that my boobs wouldn't grow. And they didn't.— Booey
- I used to think that when I was in the bath I shark lived under the bath and that ig might come up and bite me— ------------
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that females never went to the restroom, farted,or burped.— michael
- I used to think that if you take the plug out of the bath it will suck you into the bath— awesome kid