I put submitted this to another website under a fake name, but I don't think they ever used it...When I was listening to a mxpx cd (crappy cd, by the way) my mom mishead a line that goes 'I'm so tired of masquerading' as 'I'm so tired of masturbating' She told me she wouldn't allow her daughter to listen to such filth! I had to show her lyrics to get her to believe me.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that snow on the ground was clouds that were too tired to fly.— alex
- I used to believe that being wasted meant feeling really tired. Anon
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - When my daughter was small she developed tonsillitis but she told everyone she had "tongues and lighters"— Jeannie Bee
- when i was little i used to think Americas Funniest Home videos was fake— wendy
- I used to believe that I was the only real person in the world and that everyone else were fake things!— supermk342