When I was little to keep me from going to the bathroom during church sermons my grandmother told me the men who stood in the back had the job of spanking children who tried to go to the bathroom during the preaching. I didn't know they were just ushers and I believed this. One day I almost peed my dress. My grandma told me to go to the bathroom and I burst into tears. I didn't want a spanking! She had to drag me to the bathroom. Guess she realized telling me that wasn't the best thing to do...
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- Grandmother told me if I whistled in the bathroom the devil would come get me because I was whistling for him.— Peanut @ Lake Tawakoni Tx
- When I was little, I believed that if I didn't go to the bathroom quick enough, I would actually explode.— Coco S.
- someone told me that if u go to the bathroom on the toielt you would get sucked inn..— terrified child
- That blue cheese was made by scraping mould off bathroom walls. My mother actually told me that.— sandee
- I used to believe that only 'poor' people had to go to the bathroom, that 'rich' people didn't.Anon
- i used to be scared to use the bathroom becuase i believed something lived in the toilet.— robert allen freeman the fourth