when i was realy young my grandparents would always say you are geting so old so fast, since i was young i was worried becuz i didnt wanna grow up, so i started to pour baby oil all over myself whew ever i could. My mom would ask why i was so greasy and i would say "Im using the baby bottle to get young mommy!" The day later i was only allowed to go to the bathroom with my parents, lol
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- When I was young, I said to my mom, "Mommy, make the sun go down!"Anon
- when i was young, i thought all people with the same name would grow up to look the same. — kim
- When I was young ,I used to believe that if you ate a lot of soup you would grow faster .
thx mom — ngl - When i was young, i used to believe that when i ate a stone, a tree would grow in my stomach— -yacine-91-
- When I was young I want to grow up yo be a trash man, becuse they only work one day a week.— Steve H