my nephew (6 yrs old) came up to me last week and said, "do you know why girls don't have penis'?". i asked him why, and he said, "grandpa told me it's 'cause they played with them too much and they fell off!"
is that what happened to mine? j/k
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that everyone had different colored pee. mine just happened to be yellow.— rick
- I used to believe that girls pee was in their poop, because they have no penis.— s
- I used to believe that condoms were weared by girls and boys
both. And they both have penisAnon - I used to believe that all girls one day just became pregnant. Like at some magical age it just happened.— niki
- When I was little I thought that Shakin' Stevens was Elvis' nephew— Ali
- my nephew used to believe that when people died, they just needed new batteries.— p-daddy