My sister taught me a card game called "Spite And Malice". At the time I was unfamiliar with the words in its name. I played it for years without understanding its name, but thinking it was "Strike The Mouse", never understanding why it would be called that. Now that I know the real words in its name, I don't know why it would be called "Spite And Malice" either.
A childhood belief about toys

others believed things like this
- I thought a Debit card was actually called a Debt card.— Kilgore
- I usesd to believe that eating orange peel would give you worms. so used to eat it anyway out of spite.— troy
- When I was little - before we learned cursive - my sister and I called it 'real writing'. — Monty
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- I used to think that adult kangaroos were called Kangas and that child kangaroos were called Roos. Anon