I used to believe people's names changed as they got older. You know, I just couldn't picture a baby named Myrtle or George - I just thought as you got older, your name changed to suit your age. And I distinctly remember asking my mom one morning if my baby sister's name was still Christine. She must've thought I was nuts.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- I thought that little tiny people changed the color of the stop lights.Anon
- I used to believe that people couls see you on the TV screen. I only changed when the commertials were on.Anon
- when i was little i thought god changed my name the first day i went to church— stephanie
- When i was a kid, i thought that the tv changed channels by dark magic.— Anna