once i came home from church having learned about Thinking Before Lying. But i was convinced we had learned about Twinkies and Lions.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that sea lions were actual lions that lived in the sea.Anon
- One day when I was 6 I learned that the toilet was NOT a water cooler. :/— J.C.
- so guess what i learned the other day: pickles came from cucumbers. yes indeed.— jenna
- I could never figure out what an "Elomenopee" was till I learned the alphabet a bit better. "L-M-N-O-P"— Lula
- I learned in the first grade that the Sun was a star just like all the other stars, only it was MUCH bigger.— Geoff
- Before I learned about the existence of stuntmen, I used to believe that suicidal actors were used.— JC