You know miracle whip? Well when I was a kid I totally thought that miracle whip was like anything else. Like peanut butter and jelly you spread it on bread and eat it... which meant I ate it alone of course.
Thats what I thought it was by the time I was getting to be ten, I figured out it was for putting on other things to make it taste better.
Blaaaah. ].[
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I thought that barf was what they used to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!— Maan o' War
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon
- I used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Beret" was actually "Mad-Miracle Man"— Missy
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.Anon
- I used to believe that peanut butter was lobster poo.— PaulH(nz)