For my kindergarten Christmas concert, my class sang that song that goes "Let there be peace on earth, and let it begin with me." Even though the song emphasizes the togetherness of all people as brothers, I completely missed the point and believed the line "Let me walk with my brother" referred specifically to my older brother Adam. I imagined us going for a stroll in our neighborhood on a sunny spring day. I thought it would have been nice to have my little brother along, too, but he was only two then and I didn't think he could keep up.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- Phil Collins song "I missed again" - I thought it was "I pis*ed again" - didn't realise he was an alcoholic?!Anon
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- My brother once referred to the neighbor as a lesbian (she was Lebanese...)Anon
- My older brother told me that everytime you sneezed your lungs would bleed. I believed this until I was 21!— Gem
- My older brother told me that speed bumps were really dead people covered in cement.— Trina
- I used to think the song "Walk this way" by Arosmith went horse and sleigh insted of singing walk this way.— Derek