As a young child, I was potty trained quite successfully, except for one slight problem: I never knew you were supposed to LIFT the cover of the toilet first.
"In, Not On," as my mum would tell me.
Then of course, there was the slight problem with me confusing the towels and the toilet paper. :/
Hey, I was 4 or 5, give me a break. :p
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to think people had a "potty mouth" if they had been drinking out of the toilet.Anon
- I use to think that mummies were wrapped in toilet paper.— Glowworm
- The phrase 'Recycled toilet paper' always worried me.Anon
- I used to believe that 7 times 12 was equal to 83 or 84, depending on the math problem.— Eric Swensen