When i was younger (7 or 8) i went to the cinema with my mum. we were in the bathroom and as the door had no lock on it she asked me to hold it shut for her. i accidentally let go of the door as my mum was inserting a tampon. i thought this was a condom and the next day told everyone that i had seen my mum having sex with herself in the toilet
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle
- My sister thought that she could video me by simply inserting the VHS tape into the VCR sideways.
Anon - i thought there was a door in the back of the tv and if you wanted to be on tv you just walk in— fred
- I thought if I left the door open too long, a dog would come from the cupboard in the washroom and eat me
Anon - I was told as a kid that if you kept stuffing a Big Buddies (bubble gum)I would get lock jaw.— Dawn
- I used to belive that if you didn't hold onto hte toilet seat you would fall in.— silly