when i was little i once tried to dig a hole all the way down to the mantle of the earth so that i would have a place to sunbathe by myself
A childhood belief about landscape

others believed things like this
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- I used to believe that if you dig a hole in the ground and put pepper in the hole, the ground would sneeze.— Cookie
- I used to believe that flea markets were a place people sold fleas, or the place was infested with fleas— Kelley
- I used to believe that a cat's butt hole was on the tip of his tail.— PANTS
- My Mom used to tell us that if you bit your fingernails, they would cut a hole in your stomach.— Linda B
- i used to believe that you could see 2 suns from somewhere on earth— bramblepicker