I was nursing my daughter and my 4 year old neice aske me what i was doing (her mother did not breastfeed her ot her younder sister). I told her I was feeding the baby. She said "My mommy feeds my sister with a bottle" and asked what was in my boob. I replied milk and she asked if it was chocolate........lmao
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month— Rainbow Steel
- My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon
- I thought that to breastfeed, a woman had to poke a hole in her nipple (like the hole in a bottle nipple).— Imani B.
- I told my son that he used to be in my tummy when he was 4. So he asked me," Mommy why did you swollow me?"
— Christopher's mom - Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio