When I was a little girl, I thought that my clitoris was a carrot piece or a pea that had gotten stuck there. I used to try to lean down and bite it off.. imagine my relief when I learned what it was that I never made it down that far!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that an Adams apple was a piece of apple that was stuck in someone's throat.— Ron Aaron
- I used to think a clitoris was some sort of dinosaur.Anon
- When I was young and first learned about condoms, I thought that they were made of tin foil. OW!— Sarah
- I used to believe that a man's penis was carrot shaped.Anon
- when i was a little girl i always thought that dumplings where made of ducklings, i always passed on them — andy
- I thought Spongebob Squarepants was a piece of Swiss cheese.— Melanie