Til I was about 8 I had no idea what swearing was, someone told me that this boy in a movie swears a lot. I told my friend that this boy had sex (I had a vague idea of what that was).
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- To this day my friend (he's 17) swears that chipmunks are baby squirrels.— Liz
- Up until 5 seconds ago, I had no idea wat a gherkin was— It's a little cucumber, stupid!
- I used to think Hungary and Turkey were the same country... I have no idea where that came from...— Skylla
- When I was eight, I thought my dad could translate what the birds were saying. I have no idea why.Anon
- Good looked exactly like George Washington.
I have no idea where I got this.— Leen - I used to believe that slugs were deadly and they would bite you and kill you. 0_o Where did I get that idea?— What was I thinking?