my mum used to think the line "you missed a spot over there" in "Stacy's Mom" (by Fountains of Wayne) was "yo Mr Spock over there". She thought that was Stacy's Mom's way of flirting with the guy! we teased her when we found out...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe "flirting" was a girly way of "farting"— x
- When I was young I thought that a parking spot was a spot like a polka dot and not a space for a car.— Mina Tova
- Phil Collins song "I missed again" - I thought it was "I pis*ed again" - didn't realise he was an alcoholic?!Anon
- When I was little, I use to think if you missed a day of school, you would be arrested.— Kaity
- I used to believe my dad could honk the car horn by pushing on a mysterious spot on the roof of the car.— sarah b
- when there is a spot where the sun only shines between 2 clowds god was takeing dead people up to heaven.— manda