When I was little, I used to think that one line in the wedding vows was "Will you have this woman to be your awfully wedded wife"
I could never figure out why you would want to marry that person.
It actually made me giggle durring that part of my wedding ceremony!
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- I used to believe that when I see a flock of birds in the sky, they have a wedding ceremony.— Mr. Used to
- I used to believe that having children could only happen after a wedding with the person you are married to.Anon
- Until I was around 9 or 10 I believed that a woman was only allowed to marry a man who was older than her. — Rose
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think Hannah Barbera was one woman...not two men. I didn't figure it out until I was about 15!— minkie