Yesterday my wife told me that she wanted to see an elephant up close at the circus that was in town, because she wanted to see it pee......I said what would you want to see an elephant's wang? She said that she didn't want to see a male, that she wanted to see the female's hose like urinating device......I told her that female elephants don't have umm...wangs. She said 'well horses do, so why wouldn't they!' Evidently her brother convinced her when she was a child that interesting 'fact'.
She is 27.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I wanted to be an elephant when I grew up. — Vix
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- When I was little I thought cows married horses, cows were all female and horses were all male. — Sheila
- I believed that female teachers got to choose if they wanted to be called "mrs. or miss" — Jenna
- when i was about 5 my sister told me that kiwis were elephant poop— kelli putnam
- I used to believe all cats were female and all dogs were male.— Sabby