Once I had a most embarassing experience as a kid at my big sister's school at a game one time. And it was a booboo that many people wouldn't let me forget for a LONG time. I referred to some cheerleaders "waving their tampons around". That was because I was inclined to confuse the words "tampon" and "pompom". I even still do confuse them occasionally.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- Wehan I was little I used to confuse Jesus with God with Santa Claus.— Gui
- I used to confuse tentacles and testicles when I was younger. It was funny— Chelsea
- I used to think Elvis' "I'm All Shook Up" was "A Mushy Cup". How sad of me to confuse the lyrics of a king...— Sad, Sad, Girl
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi
- I used to believe that cheerleaders didn't have hands, just pom-poms where they should be!Anon
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana