When I was about 8 years old, and having just gone swimming in the cold lake (which we lived right next to), I went to the bathroom and noticed that my penis and testicles had shrunk CONSIDERABLY. I guess I hadn't really paid much attention to my penis before that age, since I didn't know that after cold swims male testicles tend to shrink up (which of course is a biolgoical function to keep them the right temperature).
Anyhow, when I saw my shrunken penis and testicles, I was absolutely mortified that my penis was going to disappear and that I was turning into a girl. I didn't say anything but I remember praying that I wasnn't going to turn into a girl.
After a few weeks I realized my penis was back to it's normal size and I wasn't turning into a girl.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used believe and erection was when your testicles went into your penisAnon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to think that oral sex was when the guy put his penis in the girl's belly buttonAnon
- a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.— james