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A childhood belief about rude bits

When I was about 8 years old, and having just gone swimming in the cold lake (which we lived right next to), I went to the bathroom and noticed that my penis and testicles had shrunk CONSIDERABLY. I guess I hadn't really paid much attention to my penis before that age, since I didn't know that after cold swims male testicles tend to shrink up (which of course is a biolgoical function to keep them the right temperature).

Anyhow, when I saw my shrunken penis and testicles, I was absolutely mortified that my penis was going to disappear and that I was turning into a girl. I didn't say anything but I remember praying that I wasnn't going to turn into a girl.

After a few weeks I realized my penis was back to it's normal size and I wasn't turning into a girl.

— Glen

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