my dad used to tell me that him and and my mum got loads of glue and oter materials and built me and when they finished they said "wake up". I never belived him though
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I thought that elmers glue was made from milk, since it had that cow on the glue bottle. — Monty
- i used to believe that if you ate loads and loads of crust from bread it would make you have BIG boobies.— Israel Bliss
- when i was young i used to believe a wake was when you waited for the dead person to wake upAnon
- I used to think mayo was sandwich glue and u had to have it to keep it togetherAnon
- I used to think the song "Who Built the ark? Noah. Noah." was "Who built the Ark? No one, no one!"— Embarrassed Kent Girl
- I used to think cut and paste meant there were scissors and glue inside the computer!Anon