I couldn't discern the difference between the words "shoulder" and "soldier" which led to a bit of confusion at times. Like when somebody mentioned that their "soldier" hurt.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I thought a "fallen soldier" was one who'd tripped and fallen during a battle.Anon
- I used to think that the shoulder blades were actually "back breasts".— Kdees
- I used to call the shoulder of the road, the elbow.Anon
- At the age of about 5, I thought that any man carrying a bag/sack over his shoulder was a burglar.— Police officer, Ola.
- When we were younger my sister and I used to think that our shoulder blades were really sprouting wings.— Raven
- I called every body part my elbow. For example if my leg hurt I would say my elbow hurt.— Kady