Having never seen a naked man except for statues, I believed their private parts were shaped like a leaf. Needless to say, I was quite surprised to find out I was mistaken.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- I used to believe that the oddly-shaped clouds were made from oddly-shaped sheep— Dickson
- When I was little I believed that boogers were parts of my brain that got used up.Anon
- I used to think that the word "statutory" refers to statues.Anon
- Well I once believed that when someone was home alone, they'd walk around naked..Anon