I used to believe that clouds were god's poop and thunder was god's farts...
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- My mother always told me that thunder came from clouds colliding with each other.— Martijn
- I was told as a child that the sound of thunder was from angels bowling in the clouds.— Patty, NY
- I think thunder is the clouds fighting and bashing eachother and lightning is fire balls from the sun.— Crazy Cowgirl MADI
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to believe that when it would be raining the white clouds lost to the dark clouds.— janet
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee