my son used to love the bathtub when he was younger and the only way to get him to get out of the tub was to tell him the water wanted to go home to its mommy.
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- I thought the cremations were for people that wanted their love ones buried at home.— Helen
- when I was younger, I used to think jet-ski,s ran on water. Anon
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- When I was younger I wanted to be a ghost when I grew up just like Casper.— Mandy
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm