Whever I flatulated in front of my mother, she would ask me, do I have to go to the pot. So I thought it was the feces making all that noise up there.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- Someone told me mascara was made from bat feces. To this day, I'm not sure if it's true.— Schmoopy
- I used to think that a company had boats all over the world making waves, and airplanes making cloudsAnon
- I thought when the Big Bang happened it made an actual bang noise— Catte
- my gran tod me that rabbits made a noise that went "map map"— Lise
- I used to think that the engine in a car was only to create a noise to warn others of its arrival— mudspanker
- Our mum told us that the ice-cream van noise was a children's ambulance— moonpants & sausage