I always thought that Randy Edelman's "Uptown Uptempo Woman" lyrics went:
"You're an up town up to going
- I'm a down town, down be gone
Of course it's actually
"You're an uptown uptempo woman, I'm a downtown downbeat guy"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I thought there was only one copy of a movie and you had to wait til it got to your town,— quagmire
- When i was about 6 years old, i thought God was washing his"LEGO" town, when it was raining here.— Meie
- I used to believe that at the beach town where we spent the summer, they took the sidewalks in for the winter.— Missy