I thought the lyrics in Elton John's "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" said:
"Your cat flap needs a new pen pal" instead of "You can't plant me in your penthouse"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - As a child I used to think that Olivia Newton-John and Elton John were married.
Boy, I was way off.— Lisa - As a child, I thought that Olivia Newton-John was Elton John's wife and Juice Newton's sister.— Connie
- i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana