You know on the back of the toothpaste, where it says, "Children under 7 should only use a pea-sized amount of toothpaste"? Well, I really couldn't wait till I was 7, and on my 7th birthday, woke up, and I can vividly remember saying to myself, "YES! I can use more than a pea-sized amount of toothpaste!"
I was very strange.
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- For some reason I used to believe humans were made out of toothpaste— lu
- if you eat toothpaste straight from the tube, you will get worms— wormelow
- I believed we were little kids till we were 17, and at our 18th birthday we woke up as adults.— Hoppip
- I used to believe that we had a finite amount of skin and that I would eventually run out due to pealing.Anon
- When I was a child, I used to know that using cheques you could spend an endless amount of money— lollo
- When I was younger, I thought a serial killer was a person who ate a ridiculous amount of cereal— Aja