At primary school we had a teacher called Mrs Auger. Every lunch time before/after a meal, we would all say, "For what we are just about to/have just receive(d), may the Lord make us truly thankful, Amen." My friend used to think it was actually "For what we are about to receive, Mary Auger make us truly thankful, Amen." She thought that the teacher's name was Mary and that she was the one who was making us thankful! Lol.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- "Hail Mary, full of grapes, the lord is a tree"— reenie
- when i was a kid i believed i could make things happen just by snapping my fingers like in mary poppins!!Anon
- "God is good, God is great, lettuce thank him for our food Amen"— pj
- there was a young girl i used to know that would say 'onion' at the end of grace, instead of 'amen'— matt
- I thought "Virgin Mary" was actually "Verge 'n Mary" and that Verge was a nickname for Joseph. — Rachel