well i had a friend who saw a statue that had a fig leaf where its provate should be and then one day in teh fall i said to her "isnt it neat how teh leaves fall off of trees?" and she replied" yeah, but i feel bad for guys! their privates fall off cause theyre leaves too!" we never let her live it down!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought if you trip and fall down you fall at the speed of light!— Dietrich Corby
- I believed that leaves on trees only became individual when you you close to them, and then I got glasses.— nola
- Trees grew leaves as camouflage so birds would`nd nest in them. Don`t ask.— DaWind
- When I was about seven, I was utterly convinced that chickens had leaves and trees had feathers.— Confused
- When I was a kid I thought that the wind was caused by the trees fanning their leaves...— GDP
- Yeah I believed (because my mother had told me) that your 'willy' would fall off if you played with it :D— Doz