When i was a chid i used to think the word "mofo" was a general insult like "fool" or "idiot"...so of course i said it a lot in public and i got a lot of looks.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- I thought that "fool" and "What in the World?" and "crap" where ultra-vulgar words.Anon
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- i used to think that the word "stupid" was a curse word, ranging in scale right beside the "f" word.Anon
- I used to believe anyone who disagreed with me was an idiot.— Catte
- i used to believe the quarterback was second in command (what an idiot i was)Anon