i used to believe that coffee was a drink only for adults, like beer. and when i was asked if i wanted coffee cake, i thought it was a test to see if i would take something meant only for adults.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- I used to think that adults drank coffee because the bad taste would wake them up.Anon
- I used to think it was illegal for children to drink coffee— C.W.
- I used to believe that the term "being mugged" meant someone beat someone else with a coffee mug.— Matt Thiel
- That adults came into the world as adults and were never childrenAnon
- That boys turned into women when they became adults and girls turned into men when they became adults. Anon