I'm the song "santeria" by sublime in the part that says "I don't practice santeria"I used to think it said " I don't practice diarrhea"! For the longest time time I couldn't figure out why the singer would practice diarrhea! God was I stupid a few weeks ago........
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My nephew (age 7) thought tampons were plugs for diarrhea. Anon
- For the longest time I thought Pig Latin was an actual language that they spoke in a part of Europe.Anon
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- For the longest time I was sure my cat could read my mind.Anon
- When i was about 4 or 5, for the longest time, i believed that the preist of our church was god.— hunnybee