my friend alex thought that the song bottons by the pussycat dolls said "losen up my butt muscle" like they wanted to have anal sex but in acctuality it says losen up my bottons i dont know what goes through his mind somtimes .
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Alex Trebek's name was Jeapoardy.— FriarPointRider
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- "Going to the jazz club in my mind"? Not me! "Going to Nebraska in my mind..."— Felix
- When I was little I would always say in my mind, "I know you can read my mind", just in caseAnon
- i thought that we were all toys in a dolls house and giants playing with us was why we did what we did— Sarah
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs