I remember trying to describe my vaginal itch as a little kid (4 or 5 maybe) as 'little ladies in high heels walking around'.
My family managed to keep a straight face, even after I named the women and would talk to them whenever the vaginal itch came back.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- i used to believe that when i had an itch or a tickle, it was because there were ants crawling beneath my skin— Willa
- I used to believe that ants walked inside your body and that's what caused an itch.Anon
- I used to believe that north was always straight ahead. I could never face south, but I knew it was behind me!— Bruces
- I used to believe all Italian women were named Mia because of the phrase "Mamma Mia!"Anon
- I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack
- I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon