I remember when a friend of mine and I were flipping through a handbook and we came across an illustration of the human skeleton. He said, "That must be a girl, there is no peter." (penis)
(I thought he was right)
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger— Zao
- That a satchel was a skeleton, and I would have to wear a skeleton on my back for school!Anon
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- a friend of mine thought that you could get pregnant by swallowing sperm. Ha!Anon
- A friend of mine thought that some olives grew with red edible pits (pimentos).— HA