When I was in the first grade, a kid told me that if you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you'll die from the germs on your hands. Up untill the third grade I always held my penis with my shit tail while urinating.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I used to think that when it rained,it meant God was washing his hands Anon
- I believed you could dry your hands with hot water, until i got a chance to try it.— A A RENN
- I used to believe that cheerleaders didn't have hands, just pom-poms where they should be!Anon
- I used to believe that a hamburger was called a "handburger" because you ate it using your hands. — ELEKTRA
- I thought chicken's feet were witch's hands — Edward