one of my friends favorite songs was "hips dont lie" by shakira. one day we were at work and we were listening to it. and she starts belting "OHHHHHHH, DONT YA KNOW - MY HIPS DONT LIE.." instead of "im on tonight - my hips dont lie.." she still thinks its her way.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to think tabasco sauce was tobacco so i'd always be like "mom! dont put that in our food!!"Anon
- i use to believe that all people who wear glasses were catholic....dont even ask me why???Anon
- dont swallow gum, it will stick to your stomach , your whole life.— nancy
- When I was little, I thought that Water Towers were full of dirty laundry. Why? I dont know.Anon
- i belive every toy and stuffed animals is alive and moving and they just dont want to admitt it.— hannah
- i thought that if you sucked yerr thumb long enough it would turn green. dont ask why! — jordan