When i was little my mum used to say "i'm not jet-propelled, when we were asking for things, and i wondered who he was.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think that motorcycles were propelled by farts.— Meredith
- i used to believe that every time i farted i was being jet propelled.— chuckipoo
- I used to believe that cars were propelled by their exhaust like some kind of rocket.Anon
- I used to believe that car exhaust pipes were what propelled cars, instead of the engines.— Thomas Johnston
- I once asked my mum when she was a little boy, and I wondered when it was my turn too.— Confused
- As a child I always wondered why I could see everyone else's face and not mine.— Amit