The song "Living Off the Wall": where he sings "just enjoy yourself", I used to think it was "just control yourself".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Pink Floyd- Brick Wall.
I used to believe it was "we don't need no fart control" in the second line there.— Norwegian Dude From Kopervik - I used to believe that the remote control could control all the things in my house, including my dog.— Felipe
- i thought 'locus of control" was spelled as "locust of control".. like the bugAnon
- I used to believe that I could control the wind.Anon
- I used to believe that I could control the weather... I had limited success— Mark
- my friend used to think a SWAT team was pest control.— wacko zacho