I used to have a female friend when I was really little and she said she would show me hers if I would show her mine. I agreed, then she asked if she could touch mine. I said no way. You already broke your off!!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I used to believe that if I broke the T.V. during a show, I could get into the show— Vanessa
- I used to believe that if I broke the glass on the tv screen, I could go into the tv show...— Karyne
- A friend of mine seemed to think that 100 pence was worth £6.— Richard Davies
- When a friend of mine was little, he used to think that babies came from supermarkets.— Susanna
- A friend of mine used to think that you got pregnant from eating baby food.— Jemima