I used to believe that Jehovah's Witnesses were 'Hovis Witnesses' who would force me to eat the hated Hovis brown bread.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- "Better than sliced bread"
I used to believe 'Sliced Bread' was a musical band.— Madeline - My mom always used to tell me that brown eggs came from brown chickens.— Taylor
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brownAnon
- After Grange Hill's "Just say no campaign" that people would force me to take drugs ... if only.— Netty
- I thought that cold was an actual, positive force and not just the absence of heat— terberous