well one time when i was younger a kid in my neighborhood told me that sperm and condom where pokemon i found out what they where a couple years ago and am still embarased to think about that conversetion. (15 years old)
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- Until I was about 10 years old, I used to believe that a condom was a type of lollipop!— Marcel
- When I was about 6 years old, I thought "condom" was short for "condominium!"— Confused Child
- I used to believe the the tooth fairy was a Pokemon fan because she got me Pokemon Crystal for my lost tooth— Pokemon fan
- I used to think the olden days came once every couple of yearsAnon
- My brother that is 6 years younger than me used to believe that in seven years he would be older than me.Anon
- I thought sperm were fish and when I got a goldfish I went around telling everyone i had a sperm— Kara