For a long time, I thought boys didnt get penises until they were 10 years old. I thought before that, the body had kind of sucked the penises inside, to incubate them until they were ready to fall out. (This was because I had overheard my mother talking about a boy's testicles "dropping" - because he'd hit puberty, but he was 10 at the time, so it was early.)
As for me, I thought I would turn into a boy, so I was waiting for mine to "drop" too, thinking that my vagina was just the wrinkle, where my penis was sucked in.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe both boys and girls had penises so i thought sex was when they tied them together.Anon
- i thought that if you sucked yerr thumb long enough it would turn green. dont ask why! — jordan
- I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.— never eating hot dogs again
- When I was about six, I believed that boys had buttons on their penises--one for pee and the other for poop.Anon
- When I was younger I thought men had two penises, one for peeing and one for having sex.Anon
- My mom used to tell me that if I sucked my thumb, my teeth would get so bent up, they would all fall out— I dont suck my thumb anymore