When my neighbor was about five, she ran up to a bunch of older boys stomping on those prickly "monkey balls" that come from trees, and started screaming, "Don't hurt the monkeys!" Apparently, she thought monkeys came from eggs.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My little brother was afraid of toliets cuz he thought monkeys would jump out of his butt.— ~~~ Crazy Bro ~~~
- i used to belive that babies come from monkeys...— serious
- I used to believe that guerillas were monkeys with guns.— Dave D
- I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeysAnon
- I used to believe that monkeys were related to fish as they both have mouths!— Quako
- I used to think that orangutans were monkeys who ate alot of oranges.— Lina